December 26th, 2011


Ужасы нашего городка, из полицейского отчета в местной газете


8:52 a.m. — A man from the 300 block of Sutton Way reported a woman tried to kill him by putting heroin in his coffee. He said he didn't go the hospital because his system is immune to heroin. He also reported that God or Jehovah drove him home in a taxi.

4:11 a.m. — A woman from Greenhorn Road reported a transsexual or cross-dresser stole her Hello Kitty purse, and had been trying to murder her for years. She then claimed it was the Taliban and hung up. отсюда

11:19 a.m. — A caller from the southbound ramp of Highway 49 onto McKnight Way reported a man patrolling the ramp in hopes of locating the Central Intelligence Agency.

2:47 p.m. — A caller from the 300 block of Sutton Way reported that someone stole his Mason jar last week. At 8:47 p.m., he called back to tell officers that if he was killed that he would like to leave all his property to his daughter.

2:37 a.m. — A caller from the 1900 block of Nevada City Highway reported that all his friends are against him.